Thursday 3 April 2014

Towie strippers, Magic Mike II and the dangers of lingerie parties …

Danielle Armstrong is the latest The Only Way Is Essex hottie to get into her underwear for a photo-shoot. She’s launching her own personal styling boutique (‘all champagne and chandeliers’ is how she put it) and in combination with that, she wants to give her ex James Lock a reminder of what he threw away by having a dirty weekend in Brighton with Big Brother’s Sallie Axl. Confused? We are too. Anyway, we don’t need to get into the ins and outs of Reality TV shows, we’re just delighted that Danielle has chosen some very gorgeous blue lingerie to frame her curves.

Here at we think blue underwear is wonderwear – there’s no complexion or hair colour it doesn’t work for and we’re amazed more people don’t choose it. Perhaps they think blue is not flattering to their skin tones but we have a guide to wearing blue that helps everybody find the perfect blue lingerie.

  1. If your skin tone is warm (you tan easily and coral and peach tones flatter your complexion) choose turquoise and aqua tones for your lingerie
  2. If your skin tone is cool (you don’t tan easily or have freckles and crimson and purple tones flatter your complexion) choose navy and teal tones of sexy underwear
  3. Black and blue work really well together – look at our gorgeous Jennifer lingerie set from Beauty Night to see what we mean but blue and pink can be really difficult combinations. When you’re wearing blue, ensure your tights or stockings are either black or a cool nude tone, nothing like tan or honey which can look less than great
  4. Blue is also fantastic with bedroom jewels, so when you’re wearing blue lingerie, pull out the bling and give yourself a boudoir make-over.

Dublin pub found not guilty for lingerie party injury

This was published on April Fool’s day so we had to go and double-check it wasn’t a Fool’s Day joke! But in fact the Dublin High Court ruled that a woman who was knocked over at an Ann Summers lingerie party could not claim damages for her injuries. Apparently Ms Deehan, who brought the case, had already been a finalist in a competition in which contestants had to burst balloons with parts of their body and then was knocked to the ground by another competitor in a competition to grab a cock ring that had been thrown into the air. Sounds just like an average day in our office, to be honest! Anyway, the judge ruled that while she deserved sympathy for her bruised ribs, she couldn’t claim the pub had been negligent.

 And this isn’t an April Fool, we promise! Magic Mike II is on!  It will be called Magic Mike XXL and Channing Tatum is co-writing the script (yes, we’re swooning too, clever and cute!) Joe Manganiello is back too, although we’ve got no confirmation about Matthew McConaughey so far … so we’ll leave you with the delicious Joe in costume and the thought that by this autumn they’ll be filming the Magic Mike sequel!

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